Like I need another reason to love the crazy...

There is a woman in Sanford, FL (home of my Grandma...REPRESENT!) who is suing her husband/ex-husband for divorcing her in secret nearly 2 years ago. The article goes on to list the crazy stipulations included in their completely insane pre-nuptial agreement.

Apparently, when she's not completely mired in the ridiculousness that constitutes her personal life, she's a mental-health counselor.

Ah, fate. You crazy, twisted bitch.